Ok, I said that we should be trusting,
Our relationship should be based on love
And we're intelligent and responsible people
Doing all the things we should
We respect each other don't we?
We treasure our equality
But when I said you could sleep in my bed
I didn't mean without me
Well, of course, I'm civilised and couth
My actions are all calculated and cool
But you are driving me bananas babe
I may well break every rule
I might go stark raving bonkers
And do something I will regret
Though can I risk the loss of goolies
Never mind my self respect?
Don't worry, I've regained composure
Reassuringly I ‘m calm
I gave way to lower feelings
I'd never do you any harm
Yes, go on sleeping dearest
I didn’t mean to be a bore
I’ll tuck you in to keep you comfy
I'll be dandy on the floor!